Irish three-day weather forecast

▼

Monday, 4 March 2013

Pope job advert - interviews start today

Irish unemployment figures eased marginally over the past six months, according to official CSO statistics.   But there are still plenty of people on the brew and plenty more attending international job fairs, desperate to get work and, as a bonus, get the feck out of this place.  It's like the 80s all over again.

 Anyone interested in working abroad could do worse than throw their zucchetto into the ring for the job advertised below.


Note to An Post workers:  you're going to be very busy for the next while..

 Back to Gombeen Nation main page
at

3 comments:

  1. Ella5 March 2013 at 09:34

    Hi GM, I am thinking that advert should also have said - excellent salesperson with an ability to market a top lifestyle product - life after death - if one is especially holy one could perform miracles and become a saint. that kind of thing. Act on your sick urges/impulses and rush to confession - all will be forgiven and you can start again... Mmmm on the other hand, who needs a top salesperson when you have people who believe all sorts of crap no matter what.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The Gombeen Man5 March 2013 at 10:36

    Ha ha, Ella. Life-after-death Solutions Inc.

    Yeah, some people will believe anything, and they can be the most vile bastards possible, but once they have a "bit of an auld pray" afterwards, all is hunky-dory

    ReplyDelete
  3. DB6 March 2013 at 08:42

    Hides a multitude of sins

    ReplyDelete

Moderation is enabled – There may be a delay before comments appear.

Due to spam, I'm afraid you have to fill in the dreaded CAPTCHA form at the bottom.

Type in the two words, without a space in between. If you cannot make them out, press the little refresh button to the right of the form pane until you get something remotely legible.

Sorry – I know these things are a pain.