Monday, 4 March 2013

Pope job advert - interviews start today

Irish unemployment figures eased marginally over the past six months, according to official CSO statistics.   But there are still plenty of people on the brew and plenty more attending international job fairs, desperate to get work and, as a bonus, get the feck out of this place.  It's like the 80s all over again.

Anyone interested in working abroad could do worse than throw their zucchetto into the ring for the job advertised below.

Note to An Post workers:  you're going to be very busy for the next while..

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Ella said...

Hi GM, I am thinking that advert should also have said - excellent salesperson with an ability to market a top lifestyle product - life after death - if one is especially holy one could perform miracles and become a saint. that kind of thing. Act on your sick urges/impulses and rush to confession - all will be forgiven and you can start again... Mmmm on the other hand, who needs a top salesperson when you have people who believe all sorts of crap no matter what.

The Gombeen Man said...

Ha ha, Ella. Life-after-death Solutions Inc.

Yeah, some people will believe anything, and they can be the most vile bastards possible, but once they have a "bit of an auld pray" afterwards, all is hunky-dory

DB said...

Hides a multitude of sins