Thursday, 25 September 2008

Keane to walk out... again?


Whingeing psycho extraordinaire, Roy Keane, looks set to throw another wobbler, with rumours that he may leave Sunderland.

Regular visitors to this site will know that Gombeen Man is not the most patriotic of people, but even he can't forgive Keane for manufacturing his own departure from our last World Cup finals in Saipan. More puzzling is how this self-serving nutter is still considered something of a hero by many in Ireland, despite having let us down on the biggest stage imaginable, and despite having made a total of only 66 international appearances in his long career (Kevin Kilbane has made 90 so far).

Now it seems that Keane, who was (and is) never found hiding behind the door when it comes to dishing out abuse, is upset that some Sunderland fans are becoming impatient with his progress, or lack thereof, at their club.

Keane, who famously described Ireland boss of the time, Mick McCarthy, as a "shit manager", has spent a lot of money at Sunderland, some of it on rather questionable purchases. Things came to a head when Premier League Sunderland struggled to dispatch League One side Northampton, due to some dodgy team selections on Keane's behalf. Reacting to fans’ criticism, the Corkman stated, somewhat confusingly: "...The abuse, I know it is part of football, don't get me wrong, but that is something I won't tolerate...".

What? Does that statement make any kind of sense whatsoever? If it’s part of football, surely he has to tolerate it? It seems Keane can dish it out alright, but he's not so good at taking it.

Sunderland fans, I wouldn’t be too disappointed when he goes.

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4 comments:

FP said...

Maybe Bertie (or Brian) should make a statement, as when Bohs fans booed him last year!

The Gombeen Man said...

They're desperate enough for diversions anyway! Yes, that was gas. Something to the effect that it was terrible Irish fans should boo an Irishman, wasn't it?

Neo D Nietzschean Nihilist said...

Gosh Gombeen Man and thank your modesty. Congratulations on not drawing attention to your prescience!

The Gombeen Man said...

Yes, Neo-D. Far too sophisticated on Gombeen Nation for that sort of thing.