Gombeen Nation: Bride's "Och Aye, the poo!"

Sunday, 19 June 2011

Bride's "Och Aye, the poo!"

Oh Jaysus... I'm here splitting my sides at this newspaper clipping sent in by a reader, about the wedding festivities of a certain Angus McClure and Sarah Grant in Scotland.

It's got nothing to do with our own little Gombeen Nation but it's so amusing I thought I would post it for your edification. Let's hope kilt-wearing never catches on here....

And all that was required was a pair of Jocks!

Big thanks to "F" for sending this in.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...: The word trash comes to mind.

What a shitty start to married life.; 19 June 2011 at 18:17
Anonymous said...: This actually made me laugh out loud! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta poo...

Rectum... damn near killed 'em!

Ba.. doom .. tish!; 19 June 2011 at 19:06
Anonymous said...: hello im maeve's son here's wath i say cool but realy prooves that men dont wipe there shit but boys DOOOOOOOO I SAY THAT NICE AND CLEARLY I DONT GO THINKING I'M NOT GOING TO WIPE MY SHIT WHEN IM OLDER; 19 June 2011 at 20:32
The Gombeen Man said...: @ Anon 1. Yes. Rather inauspicious.

@ Anon 2. In brief, it was so avoidable.

@ Anon 3. Continue as you mean to go on, mate! ;-); 19 June 2011 at 20:44
Anonymous said...: what charming folk those oatmeal savages are , BTW WHERE IS BIFFO AND ALL HIS MARYS, is it true that berty has joined a holy order operating in LAGOS for the benefit of the rich gangster there cheeerio bh; 20 June 2011 at 01:00
Anonymous said...: hahahah,,, fucking neds. The filthy gits. Give that man a good rimming.; 21 June 2011 at 05:18

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Rewind to the Eighties and early Nineties.

No contraceptives without a doctor's prescription. No divorce. Priests and nuns outside referendum polling booths telling us how to vote.

So what's changed since then? Not much actually...

STILL NO CHOICE on abortion - it is still one of our greatest exports to Britain.

CORRUPT POLITICIANS are constantly re-elected, no matter what sort of dodgy deals they are found guilty of, and no matter how close their ties with the building industry. The latter was demonstrated by continuing application of inflationary property-based tax shelters during the boom which pushed prices into the stratosphere and brought the country to ruin.

THE IRISH LANGUAGE INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL. Compulsory Irish remains. We are the only EU country whose first official language is one the general population does not speak. Yet there is a continuing Irish language requirement for some State jobs such as primary teaching. Extra marks are given in the Civil Service for "optional" Gaeilge exams. Large sums of taxpayers' money are spent translating documents that are left unread, and gaelscoil students get extra marks for answering State exams "as Gaeilge", manufacturing a new educational and professional elite - and an attendant industry based on State subvention.

DESPITE THE HISTORY OF IRISH EMIGRATION since the State's foundation, and the fact that Irish people have lived and worked in countries all over the world, there is a new mood of racism and xenophobia among some sections of the population in Ireland - especially among the young.

Many of the racist slurs applied to Irish people by the likes of the NF and the BNP living in the Britain of the 70s and 80s, are now made by a new generation of Irish racists in relation to our own new citizens. Sometimes backed up by a spurious, exclusive, definition of Irishness with roots in folkish myth and invention rather than reality.

I Could go on... and do, in GOMBEEN NATION.

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Sunday, 19 June 2011

Bride's "Och Aye, the poo!"

6 comments: